waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

quixoticbones:

PREACH

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

puppyiero:

NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES