You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts
i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you
NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES